Well. This is a new one. I found that the popularity of the Biggie Cheese blog post over in the Lounge has opened me unfortunately to new opportunities with doing food reviews and unfortunately that opportunity developed from a post about food from the “great” drive-in chain, Sonic.

The reason this is called The Garage is that typically when I get Sonic I eat it in my car, in my garage, with shame in the air and shame in my eyes.

When I searched this image I found out that Sonic’s CEO resigned so I will be taking over.

It was unfortunate that it ended up being Sonic as opposed to literally everything else. Currently I’m sitting in a wonderful local Fort Worth coffee shop that specialized in toasts and has a very good cold brew. But it ended up being Sonic. It had to be Sonic. It currently is Sonic.

I guess I could switch this to reviewing Sonic games or the Sonic movie but I’m afraid that we’re in too deep.

Sonic isn’t necessarily bad. They have cheap drinks and decent shakes which I don’t get because I don’t really want milkshakes or other shakes most of the time. I think it’s just the concept and idea of it being Sonic. Idk. This isn’t even funny.

On the subject of reviews, I’ve been flirting again with another coffee bracket but DFW is so big. I think I mentioned it before. DFW is so big. Like it just keeps going. It still shocks me. The DMV had so many people in it and a lady without any toes (she informed me of this) told her son he needed to be more like me (A huge mistake, I promise). When they took my license picture, I heard them tell another lady they cannot take the picture twice. Now, either the lady who took my picture was very nice, or my picture was so, so, so horrible that she broke the rules and took the picture again. I don’t care to find out the answer. This was in like August anyway. I’ve lost the plot.

I have no idea how frequent the posts will be on this blog page because I don’t even know if I’ll go to Sonic again. Maybe someday. Maybe never again. Anyway, Welcome to The Garage. Have a seat in my Volkswagen Jetta, and have a nibble of the Biggie Cheese. I’m glad to have you.