An Attempt To iFix My Life: Not Sponsored by Apple TM

This is the second time in a week I’m here, which, wow. Look at me. Look at us. The Lounge has been waiting for us.

Y’all I got an iPad Pro. This is not sponsored. If we were ever to be sponsored it would be by Diet Coke. I got it to fix my life.

I’m not saying my life is in shambles but it sure feels like it. Too much has happened this year. Friday I got food poisoning at Matthew’s work Christmas Party and threw up all over his car (love you honey, in sickness and in health right?) I have a spinal fluid condition now. I keep falling asleep on the couch the second a movie comes on. I failed the PE exam. I quit my job and got a new one. So much in so little time. Everything is too much all the time.

But y’all. I got an iPad Pro. I’m a Pixel Fan for life for phones but man my Chromebook is not cutting it. Truly the only way I feel I can pass the PE exam is taking notes on an iPad. Those types of people did well in school. I’m aging myself in the wrong way by commenting on that.

I got ProCreate to make art. I can’t draw. But I got the Apple Pencil TM. So I have to. My iPad Pro has a physical keyboard. I keep walking around holding it and showing it to Matthew and friends when they come over. I can’t help it.

This is the best I have.

Influencers have iPads right? And that’s what I am. An influencer. A content creator.

Guys what is going on.

I think we may have reached the natural end of this one. iThink iThat itIs iAll iHave. Idk. I’m doing my best. Love y’all.