Life Is Turbulent and So Am I - My Career Saga and how to just ride the waves

A rant, a dump, anything besides being funny is what this post is.

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorJuly 22, 2022Sleep apnea, lounge, turbulence, ride the waves

An Attempt To iFix My Life: Not Sponsored by Apple TM

The Lounge is spicy and tastes like an Apple.

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorDecember 19, 2021ipad, apple, tmComment

I Don't Understand Maps

An experimental post that’s also a visual poem. An expression of love. Please ignore my handwriting and drawing skills. They’re beautiful in their own way. I did my best. Well not really.

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorAugust 31, 2020maps, sonic, sonic fast, diet coke, art, big bee, sea monsterComment

Coffee Bracket: Fort Worth-It Edition

In an unsurprising turn of events, I didn’t do any pre-writing or planning so I ended up messing up the bracket. But that’s okay. It happens. Well no it doesn’t.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorMay 11, 2020coffee, not, funny, okay, cold, brewComment

Schedule Substitutes, Routine Revisions, and wow we actually have a Lounge now!

Welcome back to The Lounge, where you actually have a place to sit now! Before you just stood up and it wasn’t good, but now there’s a place for you to sit and place your cold brew or diet coke on the counter. Options are limited but they’re provided. We discuss schedules, The Mean Owl, routines and if they’re real or not, and there’s a picture of my face on a hot dog.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorFebruary 3, 2020leah, lounge, figgy, seeyaloserbaking, chair, hot dog, 7/11 Comment

Leah and The Pope's Excellent Adventure: AKA, I had a dream The Pope and I took a road trip but not just any road trip

This may be peak Leah’s Lounge in terms of editing skills. Points of discussion: The Pope, Guy Fieri, Me, Chicken and Waffles, Road trips, and everything in between. I’ve been talking about how I will achieve fame, and Food Network, this may be it. I mean no harm and do not intend to offend, so no matter your religion: whether you follow The Pope or the religion of Flavortown, I hope you find enjoyment in this mess of a blog post.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorJanuary 20, 2020pope, blog post, guy fieri, leah, me, pt cruiser, oof Comments

An Open Letter to Sonic's Biggie Cheese

Well, guys, my life has changed. Sonic released a menu item that shares a title from a character from Barnyard (2006) that was based on Biggie Smalls. I present an open letter to the monstrosity that is Biggie Cheese.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorDecember 30, 2019biggie, cheese, biggie cheese, sonic, hallow, yeet, fast, so fas, sonic fast, so fastComment

Figgy's Lounge: This was not artificially generated, this is really just what happens when your cat falls asleep on your keyboard

I worry this will be perceived as fake, that I randomly keyboard slammed to make a LOL this is my cat typing. But this really is the actions of my adorable cat Figgy Puddin taking a snooze on my laptop with the occasional reach to stretch. No LYING in THIS LOUNGE

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorDecember 13, 2019Figgy, puddin, my bb, lounge, blog post, authentic, eyet, yeet Comment

To Spell or To Bees or To Be or To Spells

Things kind of went up down and all around in this one. I’m buzzing with excitement. Bee puns. Bees.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorDecember 4, 2019Lounge, SPelling, Bees, Blog, YEet, Yett, yeet Comments

I have lost the plot: Cold brew?

Well, guys, this post took a lot of different directions. Maybe I should try drafting ideas and compiling them, or is it better to trust my hands when typing? I have no idea. Passed the FE exam. Losing the plot is all I got. This was written like last Tuesday maybe.

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorNovember 24, 2019bean juice, fast, so fast, figgy, puddin, FE exam, passing?Comment

A poetic overview of standardized tests: why am I so bad at things?

Can’t spell tAngEnt without some of the letters in LEAH. This one went off course quickly and then never really got back to being on course. This is a post fueled by being unable to sleep due to thoughts doing a jazz square all night long. I have the option to mark posts as being featured posts and thus far all of them have been featured, including this one.

Blog post, LoungeLeah SuzorNovember 19, 2019Lounge, hows it going, exams, cat, antenna hat, hatComment

Being down with the sickness: How come lil germs are stronger than me when I'm significantly taller?

Guys this one is not funny. The only humor left in me that the evil cold hasn’t stolen is the picture in the thumbnail. Grammarly judges me and makes me sad. Have some Lysol and I’ll try not to sneeze on you in The Lounge.

Lounge, Blog postLeah SuzorNovember 9, 2019Sick, Lysol, Bad Time, Grammerl, garmerrly, grammereryl, .5 speed, help Comment

The Thing About Daylight Savings Time

Daylight Savings Time and Full House and Nicolas Cage, unfortunately, have more in common than you think. Is commentary actually funny? Find out today in The Lounge.