I have lost the plot: Cold brew?

Yo, so I passed the FE exam, a seemingly small aspect in the long process of becoming a PE. I'm sure it's unimpressive to some but I am really proud of myself for managing to pass an exam for the first time. I'm gonna provide an edited image of some sort to show me celebrating.

THE CELEBRATION WAS GETTING OUR BEAUTIFUL CAT

Now time for something completely different. Why does coffee have to be so good? I know caffeine is like not good but like also it is so very very good. Bean juice makes me go fast. That includes all forms of bean juice, but the only bean juice I want right now is coffee bean juice. Any other bean juice may be gross. I'm kinda losing the plot right now I’ve had two cold brews. Bean juice is making me go too fast.

I've gone previously into the outright details of my incredible love for incredible coffee. Between brackets and just talking about it in general. I saw a tweet a while back I think or maybe I made it up that said: "iced coffee is not a personality trait" or like loving iced coffee is not a personality trait. I propose the following: what if it was? I am similar to iced coffee in many ways:

- cold until I'm not cold

- warm when I'm not cold

- in a cup

- that's all I got

I wonder if this seems like faked overplayed caffeine-induced typing but alas you should actually be concerned because this is actually my train of thought. I am typing like the wind right now. currently on my 30-minute lunch. This has been done in ten minutes. I am speed. I am fast. I am all. I am nothing. I am once again losing the plot.

I've been thinking about doing another cold brew bracket. I think it'd be cool to do one for Fort Worth. But also some of these coffee shops have been leaving me disappointed. And also I technically live in the DFW metroplex which, newsflash, is like huge. So Huge. So very big. Giant place. Big DFW. Duh-fuh-wuh. Dallas Fort Worth. Did you know the DFW airport is neither in Dallas nor Fort Worth? Classic

I am going even faster now I need to hydrate correctly. I have blogged now in two heavily altered states: The power of a cold and the power of a cold brew. Well, two. And that other one wasn't even funny. What does this say about me? Nothing probably. Did I even welcome you to The Lounge? What is happening anymore?